Courting the King

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Author: gilli_ann
Title: Courting the King
Rating: G
Character/s: Merlin, Arthur
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Summary: Merlin's flirting methods are entirely his own
Word Count: 100
Prompt: 470 'You're threatening me with a spoon?'
Author's Notes: Canon AU fluffy banter, dialogue only



Courting the king


"You're threatening me with a spoon?"

"Well, if so, it'd just be tit for tat, remember?"

"Threatening the king is treason, Merlin."

"It wasn't a threat! I wouldn't do that. Anyway, very rarely. Nearly never."

"Why the spoon in my face, then?"

"Ehh - it's a sweet spoon, you've got a fine face - they go perfectly together?"

"That's so... Sigh. I'm speechless."

"From delight, I hope?"

"Merlin."

"Yes, Arthur?"

"Shut up, spoon down, step aside."

"Oh. That wasn't quite the reaction I was aiming for."

"What exactly were you hoping for?"

"A 'Shut up and kiss me'?"

"You're finally making sense!"